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Jul. 27th, 2007 11:20 amMy beautiful and clever preschooler decided it would be a lovely idea to take a fresh tube of A&D Ointment and rub about half of it onto herself and the microsuede couch. It's like Vaseline, and it works wonders against almost every type of diaper rash.
(I was in the other room, trying to get the house presentable for tonight. We have a sitter coming over after the kids are in bed. Tom and I plan to neck like teenagers while catching the new Harry Potter flick. :) )
After going through the 5 stages of grief, I put the kids down for a nap. I then hopped online to tell Tom about Amelia's newest trick. I started Googling cleaning ideas. I told him to wish me luck as I entered "Removing Vaseline from upholstery."
The Internet is a scary place.
(I was in the other room, trying to get the house presentable for tonight. We have a sitter coming over after the kids are in bed. Tom and I plan to neck like teenagers while catching the new Harry Potter flick. :) )
After going through the 5 stages of grief, I put the kids down for a nap. I then hopped online to tell Tom about Amelia's newest trick. I started Googling cleaning ideas. I told him to wish me luck as I entered "Removing Vaseline from upholstery."
The Internet is a scary place.
