I DIED AND WAS DEAD.

[heathrowga]

Last week, Amelia asked me why we have middle names. I asked her what she thought they were for.
She responded, "They're for when you are in trouble."

I died laughing.  She didn't quite understand why this was so funny. I'll explain it to her in a few years.

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[knobody.livejournal.com]

reminds me of something my mom told me. she grew up with a friend whose mother was swiss. if she yelled at them in french they were okay. if they heard italian they were in trouble. when they heard german they knew they had better hide if they wanted to survive.

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

I'd be running too.